Trump schlüpft Krypto in Ihren 401 (k) & Finanzielle Erdlinge verlieren ihren Verstand

Tucked between paragraphs offering best wishes to the White House flagpole and stern advice to the squirrels on the South Lawn, the order instructs the Secretary of Labor (who had been day-dreaming about actual labor-saving devices) to reexamine earlier guidance that, until this afternoon, had banned every fiduciary from sneaking Pokémon cards-let alone blockchain-backed tokens-into your nest egg. 📑🔍




