In a world forsaken by common sense, Telegram, that messenger of chaos and conspiracy, has decided to become the messiah of decentralized AI inference. Because, naturally, what better way to save humanity than by hosting AI queries on their own blockchain – or at least try to pretend it’s a good idea. And so, Cocoon was born – a network that promises to connect developers to GPU power, like a digital craigslist for the computationally inclined, with TON tokens as the currency of choices. 
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On October 29th, in sunny Dubai (where even blockchain dreams feel luxurious), Pavel Durov took to the stage. Maybe he’s seen too many sci-fi movies, because suddenly he’s unveiling Cocoon, a decentralized AI network built on the mighty TON. Imagine, a layer beneath layers, where private AI inference lives and breathes, or at least tries to. The plan? To bridge the gap between those who have GPUs and those who want to turn them into gold – or, more accurately, TON. Developers will pay in tokens for the GPU gods to do their bidding; GPU owners will earn tokens for lending their hardware to the digital gods of intelligence. 
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Durov, ever the showman, claimed Telegram would be the first to run AI workloads through Cocoon, feeding the beast with its own billion-strong flock of users-because who needs elephants when you have a messaging app with a billion elephants in the room? Coincidentally, this isn’t the first time Durov threw a tease about AI. Previously, he hinted at a secret lab – probably somewhere between Siberian tundra and a secret basement – developing tech to make AI both transparent and confidential. Because if you’re going to build something on blockchain and AI, why not do it with flair and global intrigue? 
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Now, if you’re an intrepid developer with dreams of running DeepSeek or Qwen (futuristic AI models, obviously), you’re invited to join the circus. Just message the official channel, state your AI ambition, and outline how many queries you plan to throw into the machine. On the other side, GPU owners, your hardware dreams must be detailed-number of GPUs, VRAM, uptime – all to ensure your gear doesn’t crumble before its digital destiny. Because who needs quality when you have a blockchain project to inflate? 
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AlphaTON Capital, weil jemand den Wahnsinn unterstützen muss
Meanwhile, the financial lions at AlphaTON Capital, probably sitting in their glass towers, nodded sagely and invested heavily in GPU infrastructure to keep Cocoon afloat. Nasdaq-listed and deep in the folds of blockchain glory, they promised to deploy fleets of high-powered GPUs worldwide – because global data centers are the new castles. CEO Brittany Kaiser declared this the „pivotal moment in the convergence of blockchain, data protection, and AI“- yeah, they threw in a lot of buzzwords to sound important. Meanwhile, Enzo Villani chimed in about privacy and security, probably clutching his digital briefcase tightly. 
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Es ist also ein anderer Tag, ein anderes Blockchain-Schema – das darauf abzielt, KI privat, sicher und etwas verwirrender zu machen, indem es Token, GPUs und genug Schlagworte hinzufügt, um einen Konferenzsaal zu füllen. Die Frage bleibt: Wird Cocoon die Brücke zu echtem KI-Fortschritt sein oder nur ein weiteres Chaos im Silicon Valley, das auf seinen Meme-Status wartet? Nur die Zeit wird es zeigen, aber hey – zumindest macht es Spaß, dem Chaos zuzusehen, wie es sich entfaltet.
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2025-10-29 22:08