Krypto-Verwirrung: Senatoren wollen Flip-Flop über Steuerregeln-für Rivalen lachen!

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Senators Cynthia Lummis and Bernie Moreno, sporting expressions befitting the anguish of minor Dostoyevsky characters in tax season, have penned a letter to the venerable Treasury Department. Their missive, dated May 12, 2025 (marked with all the solemnity of a forgotten birthday), charges that U.S. cryptocurrency companies are cruelly hamstrung by regulations—a feat matched only by the ill-fated Akaky Akakievich and his overcoat woes.

innovation and American monetary leadership rest on sensible tax rules. Meanwhile, the Internal Revenue Service ponders whether crypto, like fine samovars or mysterious dead souls, should be taxed as property when sold or swapped. The Tax Foundation, somewhere in the bureaucratic fog, grumbles about global digital-tax controversies (likely over a cold bowl of borscht).

So far, there’s no reply from the Treasury, and the senators remain as forlorn as a bureaucrat missing his favorite overcoat in winter. Should their entreaties be answered, perhaps America’s crypto firms may one day invest in digital assets with less terror and more cheer.

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Until then, the Senate’s letter collects dust—and the Treasury, like a watchful government cat, pretends not to hear. 🐈‍⬛💼

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2025-05-15 05:06